5 months ago with 20,969 notes
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HEY EVERYONE

hhoundoom:

LISTEN!

THE TALKING DOG AT THE SHELL SHACK,

IS SINGING

5 months ago with 357,736 notes

ruinedchildhood:

 

5 months ago with 679,651 notes

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

5 months ago with 165,073 notes
5 months ago with 56,127 notes
HOLY SHIT

mikustache:

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

HOLY SHIT

wILL AAAAALWAYS LOVE YOu—-

I-CAN’T-bELIEVE-YOU-DID-THIS-TO-ME……..!

GOD DAMN IT!

HOW COULD yoU do THIS TO ME??!!

5 months ago with 35,308 notes

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

5 months ago with 530 notes

fuzzykitty01:

eclinio:

LOOK AT THE “FIRE” SWORD.

Its head is shaped like a dragon head, viking crafted style.

(top picture not mine)

My baby’s a dragon. 

5 months ago with 174,912 notes
5 months ago with 5,770 notes

punpunichu:

She’s a cool enough cat if you get to know her.

Here's a short haired version since I usually like to keep the hair length the same, but I think the ponytail version has a bit more of a sleazy feel to it, which is good 8)