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HEY EVERYONE

hhoundoom:

LISTEN!

THE TALKING DOG AT THE SHELL SHACK,

IS SINGING

1 month ago with 346,721 notes

ruinedchildhood:

 

1 month ago with 608,081 notes

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

1 month ago with 157,610 notes
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HOLY SHIT

mikustache:

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

HOLY SHIT

wILL AAAAALWAYS LOVE YOu—-

I-CAN’T-bELIEVE-YOU-DID-THIS-TO-ME……..!

GOD DAMN IT!

HOW COULD yoU do THIS TO ME??!!

1 month ago with 34,775 notes

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

1 month ago with 529 notes

fuzzykitty01:

eclinio:

LOOK AT THE “FIRE” SWORD.

Its head is shaped like a dragon head, viking crafted style.

(top picture not mine)

My baby’s a dragon. 

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punpunichu:

She’s a cool enough cat if you get to know her.

Here's a short haired version since I usually like to keep the hair length the same, but I think the ponytail version has a bit more of a sleazy feel to it, which is good 8)